Strange quotes from work

Ideal Wardrobe
For an Elegant 'Woman:
9 am. Tweed skirts in the brown autumn shades
and harmonizing sweaters, worn under a fur coat
of one of the casual varieties. Brown shoes with
medium heels and a capacious brown alligator bag.
(A really elegant woman never wears black in the
morning.)
1 pm. A fur-trimmed suit in a plain colour
(neither brown nor black) and a matching fur hat.
'Underneath the jacket, a harmonizing sweater,
jersey blouse, or sleeveless dress.
3 pm. ~A wool dress in a becoming shade that
matches or contrasts with: A pretty town coat in
a vivid colour.
6 pm. A black wool dress, not very décolleté. It
will take you everywhere, from the bistro to the
theatre, stopping en route for all the informal
dinner parties on your social calendar.
7 pm. A black crepe dress, this one quite décol-
leté for more formal dinners and more elegant
restaurants, A white mink hat.
8 pm. A matching coat and dress that is called
a 'cocktail ensemble' in Paris, but in reality is often
far too dressy for the occasion, although perfect for
theatre first nights and elegant black-tie dinner
parties.
10 pm. A long formal evening dress that can be
worn all the year round (which means you should
avoid velvet and prints).

Imagine, living in a life like that where you have to... perform in such a way with your manner of dress. Jesus fucking christ I wouldn't have survived at all.